Everyday I work a summer job is just another reminder as to why I’m putting up with the bullshit associated with getting a 4-year degree.

Except for camp counseling, that’s going to be the bee’s knees.

austinsherman:

It was about one in the morning, got toned to a fire alarm at a residence. This kind of thing is normal. We run many alarms every shift. Get on scene, nothing showing, everything’s fine. We go walking up to the door to smell something burning. Look inside, filled with smoke. Force entry to find a…

I didn’t realize there were people who didn’t dress for fire alarms?

jact3hripp3r:

yourfloorislava:

totallyrandombitch:

e-lodicolo:

THIS MAN WON THE QUESTION

HE DID IT

!!!

IT CAN BE DONE

~ The answer to life.

(Source: grandtheft-autotune, via jbaylor90)

Went through my Tumblr all the way to the beginning to clean it up. All I ca say about this tumblr as of 1.5 years ago is.

Unfortunate.

Well this has been an abysmally bad morning

phoenixmonkey:

attackoftheswag:

Kayaker in a pool of memorizing foam. 

* mesmerizing 

STEVE FISHAHHHHH

phoenixmonkey:

attackoftheswag:

Kayaker in a pool of memorizing foam. 

* mesmerizing 

STEVE FISHAHHHHH

jtotheizzoe:

PBS Meets The Avengers - Here to save you from crappy TV

Bob Ross, Bill Nye, Mr. Rogers, and Carl Sagan are united to pilot the spaceship of the mind away from the mind-numbing reality of today’s reality programming.

“Some people just want to watch the world learn.”

I really can’t tell you how happy I am to get to work for PBS. Like, I’m giddy watching this. These are my dudes. I feel like a Junior Avenger. We … ARE … PBS!!!

freeskywarp:

somethingmorethanordinary:

freeskywarp:

balrogtheherbasaurusrex:

deanprincesster:

holydestielbatman:

so wait is that why they don’t have Kinder Eggs in America?

remember when I made this exact argument

Except HOLY WOW! A fucking assault Riffle wasn’t made to protect children. Semi and fully auto-weapons were made to kill as many people as possible as FAST as possible for our military. Oh. Har har… They also aren’t banned dipshits.

The Kinderegg is the item that’s banned…

Except anyone with any kind of gun safety knowledge would know that she absolutely should NOT be holding any kind of rifle with her finger on the trigger, loaded or not, unless she is about to shoot. I’ve known that since I was old enough to understand what guns can do…

Oh my god that’s not the point of the fucking ad.
They’re saying it’s ridiculous that a chocolate egg with a toy inside is banned but that kind of weapon is not. 
Holy shit.

Some days I just cannot believe the amount of hyperbole people on this site are capable of man.

freeskywarp:

somethingmorethanordinary:

freeskywarp:

balrogtheherbasaurusrex:

deanprincesster:

holydestielbatman:

so wait is that why they don’t have Kinder Eggs in America?

remember when I made this exact argument

Except HOLY WOW! A fucking assault Riffle wasn’t made to protect children. Semi and fully auto-weapons were made to kill as many people as possible as FAST as possible for our military. Oh. Har har… They also aren’t banned dipshits.

The Kinderegg is the item that’s banned…

Except anyone with any kind of gun safety knowledge would know that she absolutely should NOT be holding any kind of rifle with her finger on the trigger, loaded or not, unless she is about to shoot. I’ve known that since I was old enough to understand what guns can do…

Oh my god that’s not the point of the fucking ad.

They’re saying it’s ridiculous that a chocolate egg with a toy inside is banned but that kind of weapon is not. 

Holy shit.

Some days I just cannot believe the amount of hyperbole people on this site are capable of man.